Yesterday I made fried rice with bacon. Today I made ribs with a hoisin sauce and honey glaze. Tomorrow I’m going to keel over with a blocked artery.
sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.
(Source: zootedboy)reblogged from alanprickman